Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Random Snippet On... the art of being sedentary whilst stuffing one's face

For the past few days, I've had the pleasure of becoming better acquainted with an old friend of mine:

(Courtesy of Wikipedia)

Jabba and I knew each other quite intimately last year. And now since it's swot vac and I've yet to burn any of the excessive calories from Tim Tams, Starbursts, Thins Salt and Vinegar Chips, Cheetos, Raspberry tarts and gargantuan helpings of chocolate pudding, I may be able to evenly compete with Jabba for the prize of multiple chin folds and neck-chin fusion. Don't hold your breath for a winner.

I've also taken the liberty of drawing up a graph that shows the the relationship between junk food consumption and any form of exercise:

You may call me KL the Hutt.

3 comments:

f i o n a said...

ohoho hello kath the hutt! did you actually draw that graph? impressive. raspberry tarts sounds nice :D

FROGGY said...

LOL i know how you feel.... swotvac is just another excuse to eat.

the other day my mum bought cinnamon doughnuts, custard tarts and cheesecake. stuffed my face completely.

oh, and laura and i just made poached pears with red wine :D yum

Alice said...

yo khutt. aww i'm sure it's not that bad, so where's your captive princess?? gl for exams!!