Now, Toorak Rd. has a lovely set of commercial settings like the BMW dealer, some kitchen display place and a whole bunch of cafes and furniture shops. The main point is that these places have nice reflective windows. Being the vain creature that I am, I like to check out my legs and overall being to see how I fare. So I did, and boy did I get a sight.
Let me put it out on public display: there is NOTHING good about having big mangos. Some particular people might beg to differ (for reasons I have no idea about) so for the sake of fairness, let's do a list of pros and cons.
Pros For A Set Of Yummy Mangos:
- They apparently "look good" and might draw the attention of the opposite sex. (Is this really a good thing anyway?!)
- No need for the kiwi augmentation.
- Extra boost in self-esteem in the form of more mammary gland fat??? (Not quite sure about this I did a quick google and some women claim that.)
- Bikinis look good. :)
Cons For A Set Of Yummy Mangos:
- The need for extra support when doing strenuous activities such as sport. I mean otherwise they just flop around uncomfortably, making it look like you're juggling a pair of fruit.
- Dresses that are normally supposed to sit at a decent and respectable height get hitched up an extra two centimeters, causing it to NOT be decent and respectable. (Cotton On dresses are a perfect example of this.)
- Some tops might be extra-tight.
- The phenomenon of being able to see all of you feet when you look down just does not apply with a prominent chest.
- Bikini tops might move around (a lot) after frolicking in the waves and therefore might cause embarrassing scene.
- May attract unwanted attention.
It's obvious. The cons for having a prominent chest just far outweighs the pros. I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm not about to downsize my mangos or anything. I still have to get that sideburn removal before then. :D
The point is, if you have a small set of kiwis be happy! One person at least envies you for them, not the other way around (My jealousy may have manifested over the years in interesting ways as some of you might know.). If you are a fellow person with a decent size of mangos, at least you can be happy that lots of people pay loads of dough to have what you so naturally possess.
Here ends the words of your wise mango guru.
6 comments:
KATHERINE LEE. You may feel somewhat relieved that this wasn't the first post I read when I found out you had a new blog (thanks to stalking yi-ling).
AND I feel sorry for people working on Toorak rd, on the other side of those nice reflective windows.
haha i think big boobs means wearing suitable clothing so the eye isn't as drawn to them so people find them even more attractive instead ;)
HA! it's a weekend so the shops were thankfully empty (except for the cafes with lots of old couples. :D)
whooo thought up the phrase "kiwi augmentation"??????????
AHEM
i would like to point out that several flaws in your argument katherine lee
In the "cons" section, you spoke of how there is a need for extra support while doing strenuous activities such as sport. However, if the person in question never does strenuous activities, this is not relevant. Similarly, if the person in question does not have a problem with wearing things of a "decent and respectable" length, this is also not a con. ditto for extra tight. ditto for unwanted attention. Also, bikini tops may move around regardless of the size of one's...mangos.
HENCE, i feel that mango size may not be something to be upset about.
only a small population of this world does not do strenuous activities such as sport. the person that you mention is therefore in the minority and any such arguments are irrelevant.
ty ty :D
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